Dear Diary

Dear Diary: Today I bought a butthole

Don’t look at me like that. These things are important! Have you actually looked at what’s between an avatar’s buttcheeks? Trust me, even on the loveliest boy, it ain’t pretty. Until recently, the only thing one could buy to simulate an actual arsehole in SL was a pair of underpants layers (and oh.my.god, if you run a search for ‘anus’ on Marketplace you will see more than you ever wanted to see. People, you are seriously, filthily kinky…) or take the route of desperation that I’ve seen at least one male Gorean kajiru go on, and attach a prim pussy to your butt…

Much though I want to beg the creator of the æros cock to make a butthole as good as his dicks, I do what I can and check MP every now and then to see what’s out there. While decorative is nice, animations are better, and an access list is more than important. I ended up buying the Male XTC Ass from VAW (Virtual Artworks). Once your partner’s added to the access list, they can make use of some decent animations (fondling, spanking, rimming, etc), and there’s a really great ‘wiggling’ animation that held me transfixed (because Daros also got one of these things, and oh boy did we have fun last night…)

And then… there’s the poo thing.

Skell Dagger: Realistic poo option? LMAO
Daros Jewell: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daros Jewell: you kinda got to get it just for that
Daros Jewell: wonder if its mesh poo?
Skell Dagger: If only to see what… oh god, it’ll be temp-rez turds, won’t it? XD
Skell Dagger: FARTS! It farts! *dies* I gotta buy this! *falls off chair, snorting*

(Yes, all men are still 12-year-old boys at heart *g*)

And then…

Daros Jewell: pardon me but I want to ….play with my butthole….
Skell Dagger: O.o
Daros Jewell: oh
Daros Jewell: my
Daros Jewell: god
Skell Dagger: It IS temp rez poo! XD
Skell Dagger: /me falls off chair
Daros Jewell: CANNOT BEND OVER WHILE POO IS ACTIVE

At that point, we were both laughing so hard, we could barely breathe. Yeah, but then – after the playtime, came the, uh, playtime.

Oh yeah. Daros thinks so, too ;-)

And, since it’s kind of apt, here’s some music ;-)

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