Last chance on the stairway

I don’t remember quite how I met you; it wasn’t long ago.
I just get a picture of sun in your eyes, the waves in your hair.
Maybe it’s something said in a movie or you could’ve said last night.
It just took me out on a limb, and I don’t really know what I’m doing here.

Before I get stuck into this meme, three things:

1. It all belongs to Daros. I am (and have been for a long time; longer than I’ve been in SL) very, very happily taken by my gorgeous boy.
2. Some of this is SL-only, some of it is RL and  SL. And mmm, wouldn’t you  like to know which is which? :p
3. This post is NSFW. You have been warned.

I don’t usually make use of cut-tags, but this post merits one. OK, let’s roll.

Today’s (okay, yesterday’s; it went up right before I left for work this morning) Monday Meme is all about sex. Now, I wasn’t going to participate in this one, but I’ve had a day to mull it over (if only my colleagues knew what was going through my mind as I worked – heh!) and I decided that I would.

What is your sexual orientation or do you not like to label yourself?

File this one under, “Well, DUH.”

Okay, for the newbs who really don’t know, who’ve never visited this blog before, and who didn’t read its subtitle: gay, gay, gay, gay (yay!).

Name a physical attribute that you find attractive or sexy.

How long have you got? Oh, only one? Seriously! That’s mean! (*snort* Like I’ve ever just named one thing when I’ve been told to.)

I’m going to say this off the bat, okay? Ladies, don’t be offended, but all of the answers in this post only apply to guys. While I can appreciate feminine beauty (hell, I appreciate all beauty) I don’t find women sexually attractive at all. Again, you might want to file that one under, “Well, duh,” but you wouldn’t believe  the number of women in SL who think that rule only applies to every other woman and not to them. Sorry, girls; it applies to all of you.

And boys? Taken. Well and truly and blissfully taken. No likey; no lighty, and my light’s only on for Daros. The rest of ya don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell :p

Okay, back to the questions.

First attribute? Oh god, come on. I love a gorgeous, firm arse. Not quite a bubble-butt (that goes a little too rounded for my liking), but something to get your teeth into, and something to get hold of and spread wide open…. (I did warn you this post would be NSFW, right?) Daros has the most perfect  little arse ever. I know; I’ve checked it. A lot. ;-)

Second attribute? Cum-gutters. Okay, okay; the inguinal crease, if you wanna get technical. Here it is, beautifully-demonstrated:

Final attribute? It’s a specific shoulder-to-waist proportion. When it’s right, it draws my eye like you wouldn’t believe. Long torso, broad shoulders, slender waist. Oh yeah, I am THERE.

Are you promiscuous, a prude or in between?

As Rufus Wainwright so wonderfully put it: “I’m a one-man guy”. As Willy Wonka slightly less prosaicly put it: “Everybody has had ONE. And ONE is enough for anybody.”

Wait. No, that doesn’t mean I’ve only had one guy, ever. Just, y’know; when you finally get your hands on your own personal Everlasting Gobstopper, you can suck ‘im forever ;-)

Daros-n-candy. The perfect, apt analogy…

What turns you on?

I gotta say, first of all: “Daros”. I mean, come ON! But after Daros…

That depends on the purpose of the turn-on. What turns people on in general can differ from what turns them on when they want to wank or fuck. There’s a reason why wankfodder porn is so in-yer-face, and why erotica is so much more popular (viz: the whole 50 Shades shenanigans, although – having read a few snippets of that – god help anyone who thought it portrayed a healthy D/s sexual relationship). Given that the largest sexual organ in the body isn’t  the cock or the pussy – it’s the BRAIN – then what isn’t  shown can be far more erotic and toe-curling than what is  shown.

Sure, I like a dicks-out-for-the-lads pic or movie as much as the next gay guy, but once I’ve given the dick the once-over, I look at what else is appealing to me. Two things that do it for me?

Leather. Not the daddy-type; rather the “throw you up against the wall” type *g* Look at this gorgeous, gorgeous creature. (Chris Pine, for those asking.) There is a wealth  of “yes, please” in those pants, as well as in the line of his body and the cant of his hips, not to mention the way he’s just looking at his dick, as if to say, “Well, what are you waiting for? Hop on!”

And, in total contrast, pretty boys in heels. No, I don’t usually go for blonds, but this… oh hell yes. (Also, more leather. *koff*)

Are you dominant or submissive?

I’m switchy, but with a very strong dominant side. 95% of the time I top, but every now and then? Yeah, I’ll roll over ;-)

Are you into sexual roleplay?

Y’know, I could make a whole post about the notion of sexual roleplay in SL. I’ve done sexual roleplay in a lot  of formats, from text-only to the more visually-oriented SL version. I have to say that what most people see as the ‘standard’ SL sexual roleplay – the stereotype of the woman in silks, nadu-ing and bara-ing every few seconds as she’s jerked behind her steroided-up ‘Master’ on a particle chain – does abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING for me. In fact, I find it absurd and it always makes me roll my eyes and want to laugh.

Again, we’re back to the brain being the biggest sexual organ in the body. Find the perfect scenario and, if you both play it seriously enough (text is best, if you’ve never done it before and you’re not sure that you won’t start giggling) you can have a fucking amazing experience, whether it’s entirely a mind-only roleplay, or you both end up playing hand-shandy at your respective desks. A hook-up in a bar, a hooker and john on the street corner, or… a cop catching a repentant car thief:

The most important thing for me in any  roleplay, sexual or not, is trust. And I trust Daros implicitly.

I guess the answer to this question would be, “Yes.”

Which sexual position is your favorite?

… would it be greedy if I said, “All of them?” It would? *sigh* You are SO mean.

Okay, this one’s a good ‘un:

As is this one:

The rest? Yeah, right. Like you’re seeing those.

Do you have any fetishes?

Daros ;-)

What?! Oh okay. Hrm. Well, none that I would tell you lot about, apart from maybe the knickers and garter belt-under-the-leathers thing. There is something so hot about a guy wearing lingerie (corset, knickers, garter belt, etc, but NOT a bra; that goes a little over what does it for me) under his normal clothes. (Okay, technically that’s not a fetish, by its dictionary definition, but it’s enough of a bulletproof kink for me that it comes close *g*)

I guess I’m kinda specific about it, because if a huge, macho beardy guy did it (Rannon, don’t even THINK about it…) I’d just burst into giggles, and if a very femme boy did it and included the bra so that he looked like a girl then I’d appreciate his beauty but we’d be back to that “I don’t find woman sexually attractive” thing again. There’s a specific ‘sweet spot’ that hits it for me, when it comes to guys doing that and turning my crank. Skell does it a lot more often than you might think ;-)

Also, Server-Side Baking took all the risk from it. Oh well…

Have you or would you do porn, amateur or professional?

No, no, no, and no. :p The above shots are, I guess, midly porny, but no. I only get my bits out for my boy, nobody else.

Do you consider yourself sexy?

I don’t think that’s a question anyone could answer truthfully. I don’t, either in RL or SL, but there is a vast gap (in most cases it’s a huge chasm) between how we see ourselves and how others see us. We tend to pick up on our physical faults and play down our good points, so what we see when we look in the mirror and grimace might be what someone else would love to compliment us on, if they only had the chance or dared to.

Also? Sexy isn’t just a physical thing. One of the most attractive things to me is a deep-thinking and engaged mind; the ability to have a wide-ranging conversation that covers many subjects, talking deep into the night for hours, with no promise of anything but engaging interaction. Now that  is something I know I’m good it, so if I find that sexy (and I do) then that means I consider that part of me sexy.

Huh. That was all rather more thinky and less kinky than I expected it to be. O.o